You know the economy is getting bad when…

“…gentlemen [...] are taking a more frugal approach to their wanton spending, opting for oysters on the half-shell direct from the docks, filling their own bathtubs with bootlegged gin, and heading to the market square for mutton sandwiches on the benches as opposed to the white linen dining to which [they are] accustomed.”

Via The Foggy Monocle.