Turncoat

Me: DUDE.
(avid FOXNews watcher) John Grenowski* is now officially voting ‘BAMA!
Mr. Smith: NO WAY
Me: AND he watches more soccer than you, the ****ing Brit!
Mr. Smith: LETS GO POST ON HIS FACE BOOK WALL
OMG
WE’RE GOING TO DESTROY HIS WALL!
GO GO GO
Me: no, don’t make fun of him
he needs to feel secure in his brand new, warm, socialist-liberal turncoat
Mr. Smith: oh ok
damn.
that is awesome tho
Me: haha i know
All it took was me telling him ‘Bama would lower his taxes, support nuclear energy, and drill for oil EVERYWHERE
even in his backyard.
Mr. Smith: HEYA!!!
NU-CLAIR
lol has he told his parents?
he might as well tell them hes gay too, cause they’ll disown him either way
Me: …I don’t think he’s told them
Sent at 10:31 AM on Thursday

Thursday, October 30th, 2008 Humor, Politics   

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