Thanksgiving Down-Under

(preface: though Emily is from Spanaway, WA, I’d always thought she was from Oregon like the rest of her close family)

Me (6:01PM): Going out tonight, Em?
Emily (7:18PM): I went down to my parents’ place after work. I wish I could!
Me (7:45PM): OMG ur in Oregon!? Well then ‘G’Day, Mate!‘ Is that what you say down-under, below Washington?
Emily (7:50PM): Indeed! My, this Vegemite is yummy!
Me (7:51PM): OMG on toast?! I love Vegemite. Are there kangaroos jumping around in ur living rm? Be careful of Koala bears, they look cute but they’re secretly plotting to kill humans.
Emily (7:57PM): Actually I am cuddling up to one right now. Wait they r dangerous?!
Me (7:57PM): NOOOOO!!1! EMILY!!
Emily (8:00PM): It is too late for me, save yourself
Me (8:26): DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU AUSTRALIA!!!

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