T-Pain’s Top Inspirational Quotes
T-Pain is one of the wisest, most quotable scribes of the 21st Century. His records “I’m Sprung” and “I’m N Luv (Wit’ A Stripper)” took the worlds of philosophy and academia by storm. The following is a selection of his most insightful quotes, organized by topic.
On Blazing Your Own Path:
“…rapping was just something that I started doing ’cause I thought it was cool. I just went ahead and did that cause everybody was doing it.”
On The Importance Of Good Grammar:
“…it’s some ‘having-fun-with-my-niggas’ dancing, you know what I’m sayin. If you saw me and my niggas in the club, you gonna be like ‘them niggas there is trippin!’””
On Ray-J’s Swangin’ Man-Meat:
“It’s not many guys who can go after Ray J. The man got a huge meat, okay? He got length on him. I got the width, the shit is wide. He got a foot on him. Man got a foot on him. Much respect Ray. Man to man, no homo. I know when respect is due. The man swangin’. Ya’ll seen that shit, ya’ll know the man swangin’.”
On Proper Composure At The Golf Club, Good Dental Health:
“There’s a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, that’s fucking true. It did happen like three days ago. My ass is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt… I bust my ass. I’d show you the marks, but I don’t wanna pull my pants down right now. I got my teeth fixed the same day. Rich nigga teeth.”
T-Pain is a Grammy Award winning-artist, an active member of MENSA, and holds a PhD in Particle Physics from MIT.
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Haha… Nice to know Ray J is swangin and T Pain just had to have his grill redone… wonder if that is just a strange coincidence or if there is more to the story?
“T-Pain is a Grammy Award winning-artist, an active member of MENSA, and holds a PhD in Particle Physics from MIT.”
amazing
man, if only i was as smart as this guy…. i’d have it made in life…
you missed “I fuc*ed a mermaid”
I feel his pain on the golf cart…I dont have rich ni**a teeth though
…Christ.
wise words my friend, SHAW-TAYY!
hilarious! I hope you don’t mind I posted a link back to this. too funny to not share.
Ha ha we the Truth, Thanks for the Blog!
Owwww weeee Nappy booooy!!!!!
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