Not Safe Enough

Levi [Johnston] kept insisting he and Bristol Palin practiced safe sex “every time.” What he meant was safe in that they weren’t tied to railroad tracks. After many back and forths, Levi admitted that what he’d meant to say was that he practiced safe sex “most of the time.”

Levi is a selfish fool. Bristol is a dirty slut with no values.

Luckily, they’re young, and there’s hope they’ll stop making these grave mistakes. A baby will surely sober them to reality.

Palin Winked While Levi Dallied With Bristol: Margaret Carlson – Bloomberg

Thanks, Nevin.

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 Featured, Health, Philosophy, Politics   

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