Nice Attempt

Homeless thug: Hey man, how’s abouts you help a brother out, got an extra two dollars so I can buy some food, my man?
Me, feigning foreign-ness: Putain ! Je parle pas anglais ! (I don’t speak any English!)
Homeless thug: Oh, so you French or somethin’?
Me: Pardon monsieur, j’ai déjà dit que je parle seulement français !
Homeless thug, angling for some word a Frenchman might recognize: Hey uhh…Mussolini?

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