John Daly

The Foggy Monocle just posted an EPIC bio/roast of pro golfer John Daly.

The author notes that Daly’s Wikipedia entry is chock-full of even more hilarity. Here are a few choice pieces (from Wikipedia):

• Daly claims to have lost $50-$60 million gambling over the past 15 years
• He has admitted the only reason he does not lift weights is because the health club does not let him smoke there.

Some choice quotes:

• “There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I’d rather smoke, drink Diet Cokes and eat.”
• “Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn’t see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody’s brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster’n you can.”
• “I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.”
• “Some folks say I don’t deserve such a beautiful wife. But hey, I earn money. Surely that is a reason!”

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