Gardening Expert

Hydrangeas

Cameron: lunch today?
Lauren: i have no access to a car until 1:30.
Cameron: i’ll pick you up. i don’t want you driving anyways, considering all the red-light running you did last time.
Lauren: my driving skills are just fine thank you…i just like living on the edge.
but yeah, come grab me. i can give you my address
but you have to promise NOT to hide in the bushes outside my window
Cameron: i’m already outside.
nice hydrangea’s you’ve planted out here!
I’m loving the color-changing petals
Lauren: i knew it. i was wondering who that creepy guy was
Cameron: you must be using low-acidity fertilizer in your garden!
i spend a lot of time waiting in the bushes outside girls’ houses, and have become somewhat of a gardening expert.