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		<title>The Eastside vs. Seattle Mentality</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 04:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Newland</dc:creator>
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		<title>Soup Delivery</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 21:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Newland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cameron: &#8220;Want to run around Greenlake some night this week? Lots of meetings this week&#8211;I have availability after 11:30pm.&#8221; Becca: &#8220;No. Wanna run _DURING THE DAY_? A revolutionary idea&#8211;I know.&#8221; Cameron: &#8220;Running during the day went out of style five years ago. So I&#8217;ll consider it. Because you know how stuff that was cool last [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Cameron:</strong> &#8220;Want to run around Greenlake some night this week? Lots of meetings this week&#8211;I have availability after 11:30pm.&#8221;<br />
<strong>Becca: </strong>&#8220;No. Wanna run _DURING THE DAY_? A revolutionary idea&#8211;I know.&#8221;<br />
<strong>Cameron:</strong> &#8220;Running during the day went out of style five years ago.</p>
<p>So I&#8217;ll consider it.</p>
<p>Because you know how stuff that was cool last decade invariably becomes cool again, and you *KNOW* I need to be ahead of the curve on that shit.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>[We set a date to meet up.]</strong></p>
<p><strong>Cameron: </strong>&#8220;Are we still on for 7?&#8221;<br />
<strong>Becca:</strong> &#8220;I&#8217;m going to flake. I feel and look like shit. <em>Although I am currently accepting soup delivery.</em>&#8221;<br />
<strong>Cameron:</strong> &#8220;<em>Is that what they&#8217;re calling it these days?</em>&#8220;</p>
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		<title>Cows are SO chic.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 22:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Newland</dc:creator>
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		<title>Captain Morgan Workout</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 02:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Newland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awesome. Via Jordana Bruner.]]></description>
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<p>Awesome.</p>
<p>Via <a href="http://twitter.com/clutch_22">Jordana Bruner</a>.</p>
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		<title>A Considerate Young Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 04:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Newland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a considerate young man my cousin is! He&#8217;s got the good nature to know that bleeding inside a Cayenne Turbo is strictly verboten!: Bravo!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a considerate young man my cousin is! He&#8217;s got the good nature to know that bleeding inside a Cayenne Turbo is strictly <em>verboten</em>!:</p>
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<p>Bravo!</p>
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		<title>Yellow-on-Yellow Crime</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 04:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Newland</dc:creator>
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		<title>Do you have this in baby blue?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:55:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Newland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“All of those guys are maniacs&#8230;It’s a matter of style, design, and art taking precedence over physical constraints and money. I once described [hotelier] André [Balazs] by saying, ‘If he was drowning, and you threw him a life preserver, he’d catch it, look at it, look up at you, and say, ‘Do you have this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“All of those guys are maniacs&#8230;It’s a matter of style, design, and art taking precedence over physical constraints and money. I once described [hotelier] André [Balazs] by saying, ‘If he was drowning, and you threw him a life preserver, he’d catch it, look at it, look up at you, and say, ‘Do you have this in baby blue?’ ” &#8211; Hotelier Richard Born</p>
<p><a href="http://nymag.com/nightlife/features/67140/">The Hotel-Nightlife Complex &#8211; NYMag</a></p>
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		<title>Iceland&#8217;s Elections: May The &#8216;Best&#8217; Party Win</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 21:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Newland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, this is not a satirical article drawn from The Onion: REYKJAVIK, Iceland — A polar-bear display for the zoo. Free towels at public swimming pools. A &#8220;drug-free Parliament by 2020.&#8221; Iceland&#8217;s Best Party, founded in December by a comedian, Jón Gnarr, to satirize his country&#8217;s political system, ran a campaign that was one big [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, this is not a satirical article drawn from <a href="www.theonion.com/">The Onion</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>REYKJAVIK, Iceland — A polar-bear display for the zoo. Free towels at public swimming pools. A &#8220;drug-free Parliament by 2020.&#8221; Iceland&#8217;s Best Party, founded in December by a comedian, Jón Gnarr, to satirize his country&#8217;s political system, ran a campaign that was one big joke. Or was it? In the depressed aftermath of the country&#8217;s financial collapse, the Best Party emerged in May as the biggest winner in Reykjavik&#8217;s elections, with 34.7 percent of the vote, and Gnarr — who also promised a classroom of kindergartners he would build a Disneyland at the airport — is the fourth mayor in four years of a city that is home to more than one-third of the island&#8217;s 320,000 people.</p>
<p>In his acceptance speech he tried to calm the fears of the other 65.3 percent.</p>
<p>&#8220;No one has to be afraid of the Best Party, because it is the best party. If it wasn&#8217;t, it would be called the Worst Party or the Bad Party. We would never work with a party like that,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>His party won six of the City Council&#8217;s 15 seats, and Gnarr needed a coalition partner, but he ruled out any party whose members had not seen all five seasons of &#8220;The Wire.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Best Party&#8217;s members include a who&#8217;s who of Iceland&#8217;s punk-rock scene. The new government granted free admission to swimming pools for everyone younger than 18.</p>
<p>&#8220;Just because something is funny doesn&#8217;t mean it isn&#8217;t serious,&#8221; said Gnarr, whose foreign-relations experience includes a radio show in which he regularly crank-called the White House, the CIA, the FBI and police stations in the Bronx, N.Y., to see if they had found his wallet.</p>
<p>The polar-bear idea, for example, was not totally facetious. As a result of climate change, a few polar bears have swum to Iceland in recent years and been shot. Better, Gnarr said, to capture them and put them in the zoo.</p>
<p>The free towels? That evolved from an idea to attract more tourists by attaining spa status for the city&#8217;s public pools, which have seawater and sulfur baths. For accreditation under certain European Union rules, however, a spa has to offer free towels, so that became a campaign slogan.</p>
<p>Gnarr, born in Reykjavik as Jón Gunnar Kristinsson to a policeman and a kitchen worker, was not a model child. At 11, he decided school was useless to his future as a circus clown or pirate and refused to learn anymore. At 14, he was sent to a boarding school for troubled teenagers and stayed until he was 16, when he left school for good.</p>
<p>Last winter, he opened a Best Party website and started writing surreal &#8220;political&#8221; articles.</p>
<p>Party anthem</p>
<p>The campaign released a popular video set to Tina Turner&#8217;s &#8220;The Best,&#8221; in which Gnarr posed with a stuffed polar bear and petted a rock, while joining his supporters in singing about the Best Party.</p>
<p>&#8220;A lot of us are singers,&#8221; said Óttarr Proppé, the third-ranking member of the Best Party, who was with the cult rock band HAM and the punk band Rass.</p>
<p>Proppé now sits on the city&#8217;s executive board, where he will be deciding matters such as how much money to allocate for roads.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2012217010_iceland27.html?syndication=rss">Fed-up Icelanders elect a comedian &#8211; Seattle Times</a></p>
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		<title>On Dale Carnegie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Newland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;this country has always been about selling. To make the most money with the least amount of effort. &#8220;Hey, Bill. Love your tie. That was some fun last night, huh? Let&#8217;s hope our wives never find out. How about signing here on the dotted line so I can wrap this up and move onto the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8230;this country has always been about selling. To make the most money with the least amount of effort. &#8220;Hey, Bill. Love your tie. That was some fun last night, huh? Let&#8217;s hope our wives never find out. How about signing here on the dotted line so I can wrap this up and move onto the next prospect who&#8217;ll happily listen to me tell him the exact opposite of what he really is.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Via <a href="http://thetrad.blogspot.com/2010/06/wednesdays-hump-dale-carnegie.html">The Trad</a>.</p>
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		<title>Priorities</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 02:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Newland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rosanna sure has her priorities straight. 92 Jell-O Shots and nothing else.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rosanna sure has her priorities straight. </p>
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<p>92 Jell-O Shots and nothing else.</p>
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