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In A Van By The River

Sunday, May 16th, 2010 Conversations, Humor No Comments

G-Chat Safety

Clarissa: why are you alone right now
and not with your duchess
Cameron: I’m GChatting her
right
now
Clarissa: G-Sex
use protection!
even on the interwebs

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010 Conversations, Humor, The Web No Comments

Proud to call yourself a Catholic?

If so, I feel sorry for you.

Try reading this and tell me you’re still proud:

Worlds Without Women – The New York Times


Cameron: “Man, it’s a really bad time to call yourself a Catholic. I’d be ashamed if I called myself a Catholic. It is sickening.”

Ryan: “That’s quite the blanket statement, bud. If that’s your logical [sic], there’s no group, nationality, etc. to proudly associate with.”

Cameron: “Catholicism isn’t a group to proudly associate with, unless you’re in support of child rape.”

Monday, April 12th, 2010 Conversations, Featured, Philosophy 1 Comment

Wining and Dining: A Cost-Benefit Analysis

Excel model not attached (I don’t want to be labeled sexist when I run for [and consequently win] a US Senate seat in 2022).

Sunday, March 21st, 2010 Conversations, Featured, Humor, Philosophy, Quotes No Comments

It says Jackie, not Marilyn.

Penelope: we’re gonna stroll through Nolita then grab dinner at his favorite place!
so romantic
so cute
i’m gonna die
cameron
i’m not good under dating pressure
Me: you def can’t go in there nervous
Penelope: well at least i’ll be superficially confident
bought a smoking dress
not slutty
it says jackie, not marilyn
& makes him wonder what’s underneath

Monday, March 15th, 2010 Conversations, Fashion, Humor, Out and About No Comments

Yelp Is For Hookers And Blow

We Need a Yelp Italy – Yelp

Sunday, March 14th, 2010 Conversations, Humor, The Web No Comments

Touche’

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 Conversations, Featured, Finance, Humor, Seattle No Comments

Privacy vs. Transparency

A little exchange I had regarding privacy (which I do not really value as highly as I value transparency). I learned that not everyone shares my values, and that, for many, eschewing Google products is the most appropriate choice:

Thanks for allowing me to learn something new, Steve!

Opinion: Why I’m dropping Google: Google Buzz, blog deletions show the search giant doesn’t respect users’ privacy – Computer World

Friday, February 26th, 2010 Conversations, Featured, Philosophy, Technology, The Web 1 Comment

Mature, Adult Relationships

Saturday, February 20th, 2010 Conversations, Humor, The Web No Comments

USA 1, World 0.

Friday, February 19th, 2010 Conversations, Humor No Comments

RAGE!

Wow, I didn’t know they made crimson hip-waders.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 Conversations, Humor, No F***ing Way, Philosophy, Quotes No Comments

Jammin’ Jesuits

Cameron: You’re a Sounders fan?
Mary Kay: YES! HUGE fan!
Cameron: Please tell me you drink copious amounts before/during/after sounders fc matches.
Mary Kay: of course…this is footy we are talking about
Cameron: I like you just *that* much more now.
Mary Kay: what, footy or drinking lots of alcohol
Cameron: Drinking.
I’m a big fan of drinking for a reason–like to celebrate being at a game or a ballet.
I had like, umm, five free beers last night at Key Arena because SeattleU was destroying UCDavis and their sports department was feeling generous.
Had I not had any plans, I wouldn’t have drank a drop.
So I like to have plans. Something to celebrate.
Mary Kay: Go Chieftains! Oops…I mean Redhawks
They’ll always be the Chieftains to me
Cameron: I’m glad you call them by their real name.
Mary Kay: I was a Jammin’ Jesuit
Cameron: hence the affinity to alcohol
Mary Kay: pretty much. we always had Fr. Pat tappin the keg at parties
Cameron: I have Fr. Pat on speed dial

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 Conversations, Humor No Comments

Oh, THAT convention. It all makes sense now.

Cameron: ummmm where the hell was amanda during the SU Basketball game last night?
Jennifer: shes in vegas with daniela hawking their mother’s designer pantyhose collection at some convention
Cameron: umm right.
…because that makes so much sense.
Jennifer: seriously.
Cameron: umm where was my invite?
wtf
Jennifer: haha
i dunno
i didnt get invited either

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 Conversations, Featured, Humor, Seattle No Comments

Being Productive at Work

Cameron: So look B, I’ve got to get back to work
I know you don’t have any work do to, bc you just sit at your desk and cruise facebook every day
looking at my profile photo(s)
Barbie: Whatev, Cameron. Whatev….
I’ve got to get back to work too
…Back to cooking up crack and counterfeiting for me!
Cameron: slash dreaming about me shirtless.
I know what you really do when you’re at work
Barbie: OMG
Well, until next time then, Mr. Newland.
Cameron: Sweet dreams, and don’t forget to tell me how it was! :-)

Monday, February 15th, 2010 Conversations No Comments

The Taiwanese Eat Labradors!

And you thought Taipei 101 was imposing! Just look at what’s on the menu!:

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