Beer’s Effect On The Brain

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo in the herd. When the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest (at the back) are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol kills braincells. Naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest braincells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Thanks, Mom

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