Priorities

Rosanna sure has her priorities straight.

92 Jell-O Shots and nothing else.

Pretty Lights – Finally Moving (Remix)

That’s some well-mixed electro-synth mashup.

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Whoa.

“I don’t give a shit what happens. I am coming there with a gun,” police say Liddane told a Group Health nurse on the phone as his wife was going into labor at the facility. “I will shoot anybody that gets in my way. I will watch my baby be born. Then I will shoot my baby, my wife, and then myself. So get ready. I hope you have some guns ready.”

What a genius. So surprising that he was arrested and charged with felony harassment. People these days…

Club owner charged for threats against wife, baby, staff at Capitol Hill birthing center – CHS

In A Van By The River

Ride Safely

Mary, giving us a reminder of proper comportment while on the high seas:

“Thank you for riding Washington State Ferries. We remind you to be safe while aboard.”

Uproot Andy Mix – Abrazame

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Thanks to Jess for the discovery.

Multitasking On The iPad

It IS possible!:

Boys Will Be Girls

My favorite thing that women do without fail happens when we’re eating together. They’ll always find a way to have me eat more than they do, and they always make sure to let me know that they’re “not hungry”. The following clip showcases humor built around women’s odd relationship with food (“hun-cal fro yo?”):

Glitch Jockey – Rick Ross (Hustlin’) vs. Real McCoy (Another Night)

This is hilarious.

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DJ M.I.F. – You Got The Bakerman (Florence & The Machine vs. Laid Back vs. Moby vs. Mary J. Blige vs. Michael Jackson)

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Seattle DOES have good looking, fashionable people

People always joke about how unstylish and casual Seattleites tend to be, what with their stand-bys of Birkenstocks worn with socks paired with any old fleece from the local REI. As evidenced by the following photo, there are denizens of this fine city who do care about what they wear:

Via Needle+Thread.

The Verve vs. MGMT & Justice vs. Kanye West – Bittersweet Electric Sky Touch (GlowTape! Mash Up)

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